Dude-named-Zoey's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Why (American)Anime Sucks]

I was expecting more

Like some real reasons why anime sucks, not just because of why the suckish animes suck. Your just pointing out the blatantly obvious, which is why crappy shows suck. omg spiky hair and a crap storyline. yea, ok, we all figured that one out. Now if you put some real reasons behind it, like the overreactive, horrific dubbing and epicly slowpace of anime shows, or the super catchy, annoying J pop openings that can mark the beginnings of even the greatest animes, youd be gettin somewhere. woops, i beat you to the punch, my bad. God damn honey and clover opening, that girls voice was way the fuck too high and squeaky...

[More Brawl Taunts]

gahgaha

The Pokemon trainer was effing hilarious, and so were the Starfox guys. God I love this. it was all so wonderful, GG

[OH, Here it Goes...]

meh

Yes that was good, Very good concept in the beginning, However, it grew progressively less inspired. And by the end you had drifted from the story line. In fact the closing scene didnt make any sense. This movie is so close to finished, i think you should rework the end and resubmit.

Hamslice responds:

He goes to purchase the gift for his friend, hence the beginning dialogue. When he finally gets back, he sees his girlfriend had purchased a gift beforehand for the often forgotten friend, hence the kiss and wink.

[Bambee]

Holy god

One of the most amazing parodies ive ever seen. I couldnt stop laughing when the german kid in lederhosen pranced onscreen and shat a unicorn. Swear to god, one of the best flashes of all time.

[Still Alive - Portal]

Wowsers

So i beat this game today cause i found the orange box in the Bargain bin for TEN DOLLARS! :O anyway im not very manly and im really gullible so this game scared the shit outta me, especially when i beat the 19 thing. I was so freaked out by the end i was shaking. ANNNY WAY this song is so happy and amazing, even tho it holds a morbid message. I hate glados, but you did a really good job, its humorous, cute, and very well done. im gonna go shake in the corner now. *shiver*

[There She Is!! final step]

Holy crap

That was amazing, you have some serious talent and commitment. The ending was perfect, and this whole series is just through the roof amazing. One of the most inspired and unique flash series here, and they only portray their feelings through music and small amounts of text, yet the feelings are perfectly portrayed. I hope you live long and prosper Amalloc of SamBakZa. and good day to you, my friend.

[Simple and Clean Collab]

<,< >.> *cough*

This was not good. i made it through approximately 45 seconds and then i shut it off. Alot of your drawings were not good, and could have been better. focus less on anime and that which is beyond all of your skills of drawing right now, and focus more on aspects of flash your strong in. JUST because this song was in the opening of a game made by some japanese people does NOT mean that you have to make mediocre anime characters with poor lip synching singing to the song. a collab is supposed to have a bunch of artists' different interpretations of the common item. in this case, a song. Many of the reviews below me are highly innacurate as they comment only on the song. you are recieving praise for something you did not do, and that is unjust. Please, next time, put more effort into your flash. not "technique-wise" persay, but psychologically as well. think about it more. however there were a select few scenes that i saw that show great promise and if the artists continue to work at at they will become great someday. I give you no stars.

[The Important Mission]

hmmmm

It was cute. umm, thats all it really had going for it. I prefer more dramatic, cinimatic experiences. this feels like saturday morning cartoons with an overworked, unmotivated, storywriter at its helm. Could use alot more style. And tweens can make stuff look cheap. Sorry about the ahrsh review, im just dissapointed at what our all time top scorers are right now. i feel our standards are dropping.

[Max & Watch]

that was good

however i do not think it deserves such a high score. this was an idea, not a great idea, but an idea, and your flash skills saved it. it was just some 8 bit guys dancing to a song from a video game. thats it. I enjoyed your little music video, but not as much as all these people around me. sorry >.> also, D-J-S is very, very confused. poor soul.

[These Pancakes Are Tiny]

Your amazing

That was perfect. I would change no aspect of this movie. at all. Simply amazing. you caught that feeling between brothers thats like you dont talk much, but its not awkward to jsut be with your sibling, and a combination of humor, impatience, and care all mixed into one feeling when conversing with him. me and my bro are just like that. a little less swearing, but our personalities are just like these guys's

sexysexybicycle responds:

Yeah, it's loosely based on my brother and I, but we don't actually hate each other as much as these guys do. In fact, we're quite good friends. This was more like when we we're younger. But yeah, with less swearing. Heh.